First Ride on a bike( Rajdoot)
First Slap in the school by Principal( V grade)
First Crush( I standard)
First ....
Well well first is always first and that what is very close to us. See first time i got lost in a fair when i knew what is missing actually and that too for whole 2 hours.
So that first thing feeling is special no matter how ill fated it is. I rememeber when i was walking late in the night outside the college pathway early on. I was talking on the phone and 2 bike riders came close to me very swiftly whom i didnt notice. They came from opposite end and one of them gave me a nice square punch in my stomach. I was shocked and hurt bad. I was not able to breathe and lie on the road for whole 10 min. I just could see their face or bike's number. That was first few days in the college. Welcome to the Jungle!
First things first. I then went to the hostel and told my friends about it and next day we found those assholes and then was fist big hitting some of us did. Those people were shopowners accross the block. So that was first in college.
Neekhra called up yesteday and said the same thing i seriosly need after a long time(6 months)
" Wasssssssaaaaap!"
"Wassssaaaap!'
" I thought you were dead"
" Very close dude! I literally went into a truck last night and today i almost had killed two guys with my car"
" So you re alive"
"That's bad!"
" You tell me, how's life"
" Fkn Awesome just now"
" Why is your funti dead"
" No Asshole i got GOA tickets"
" Holy Christ. Dont you fn kidding me!"
" No man i am just right every word. i got some pending amount ready just now and i thought i should call tommy"
" Tell me time and date, i ' ll be there. Its been since i was 18 i am working and now i have to burn some cash neekhra you just proved i havent wasted my BE with you guys"
" What are you doing these days anyways"
" I was sick mentally because of some Unindentified reasons lately and this stupid TV shows had almost taken my MOJo"
" Well then GOA!"
" Finally the G-spot"
" Fkn Awesome"
"Kerela Ayurvedic Massage"
" Yup and the bombastic Beach"
" I cant wait to heat Club music"
"Neekhra i am planning to stay and live there itself. What do you say"
" Abe first lets inspect what's there and may be in 40's i'll plan something"
" Abe tu thakela ho gaya apni funti jaisa"
" Sharme GOA"
" Haan be ab phone Rakh"
" Ya happy Festival Rakhi wala"
" neekhra tujhe pata main rakhi wale din tadipar rahta hoon to what festival"
" Sahi hai. bye"
" yup. You are the man"
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